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Good News of the Day (Take Two): EW’s Ausiello confirms: Futurama returning to Fox in 2010!

A spokesperson for 20th Century Fox Television confirms that the cable net has ordered  26 new episodes of Matt Groening and David X. Cohen’s late, great animated series to air beginning in 2010.

The studio cites Futurama’s “blockbuster” performance on DVD and in reruns on Comedy Central as the reason for its rebirth.

“We’re thrilled Futurama is coming back,” says Groening. “We now have only 25,766 episodes to make before we catch up with Bender and Fry in the year 3000.”

Note to self: Must not die before the year 3000.

-Good news, indeed!!

Waiting for the day Tumblr gets a chunk of all three circles.

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Genius.

Catch me on flutter

Twouble with Twitters

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100 japanese people play a prank

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Modesto celebrates it’s annual Ninja Parade. (via The Onion)

Sam Reich is GOLD here. You had me at Baby Beluga. :)

Spent the last 45 minutes or so reading entries on fmylife.com. Hilarious stuff.

Some examples:

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don’t smoke. She doesn’t smoke. My roommate does. FML

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I proceeded to give him my cellphone number. He laughed and said “your jersey number”. FML

Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother’s name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said “Sorry, wrong number” and hung up. FML

Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

Good times.

Conan vs Colbert in an invisible string dance off. [insert praise here]!

greebluen:

Seriously, what would you do if you saw this sign on the freeway? At first I would LOL, and then I think I would exit and head the other way.

One word: U-turn.